The Scorpi Inn
Only the roughest, toughest souls dare stay at The Scorpi Inn. There's no room service, the tv's were put in sometime in the late 80's and many don't work, the thread count on the sheets (if the bed has sheets) is around 100, and you'll always be sharing the room with at least a dozen 8-legged roommates. Many men unable to grow a beard have stayed here and emerged looking like a Norse god. Grab life by the claws.