The Midwestern Green Racer Snake
The Midwestern Green Racer Snake

The Midwestern Green Racer Snake

Regular price $28

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Known as the loudest serpent on earth, The Midwestern Green Racer typically dwells in filthy, hot, high traffic locations and tends to thrive on being around its own kind. Its diet consists mostly of hot dogs, beer, and walking tacos but can also be spotted smashing a Red Bull when the moment is right. On race day, don't go looking for the Racer in those air conditioned suites overlooking the track, it is almost certainly writhing in the mud somewhere causing a scene and enjoying the heck out of its surroundings.

NOTE: This product will ship by Wednesday May 24th and will arrive before race day.

  • 4.2 oz., 90/10 combed and ringspun cotton, 30 singles
  • Side seams, retail fit
  • Shoulder to shoulder taping
  • Unisex sizing
XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Body Length 27 28 29 30 31 32 33
Body Length Tolerance 1 1 1 1 1 1 1
Body Width 16 1/2 18 20 22 24 26 28
Body Width Tolerance 1 1 1 1 1 1 1
The Midwestern Green Racer Snake
The Midwestern Green Racer Snake
The Midwestern Green Racer Snake