The Midwestern Green Racer Snake Tank
The Midwestern Green Racer Snake Tank

The Midwestern Green Racer Snake Tank

Regular price $28

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Known as the loudest serpent on earth, The Midwestern Green Racer typically dwells in filthy, hot, high traffic locations and tends to thrive on being around its own kind. Its diet consists mostly of hot dogs, beer, and walking tacos but can also be spotted smashing a Red Bull when the moment is right. On race day, don't go looking for the Racer in those air conditioned suites overlooking the track, it is almost certainly writhing in the mud somewhere causing a scene and enjoying the heck out of its surroundings.

    NOTE: This product will ship by Wednesday May 24th and will arrive before race day.

    • 4.2 oz., 90/10 combed and ringspun cotton, 30 singles
    • Side seams, retail fit
    • Shoulder to shoulder taping
    • Unisex sizing
    XS S M L XL 2XL
    Body Length 26 27 28 29 30 31
    Body Width 16 1/4 18 1/4 20 1/4 22 1/4 24 1/4 26 1/4
    The Midwestern Green Racer Snake Tank
    The Midwestern Green Racer Snake Tank
    The Midwestern Green Racer Snake Tank